[Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

Did you know one out of ten women are battered? And I'm still getting mine plain.

[Lia S]

Please don’t wear leggings that are the exact same colour as your skin. Just don’t.

[Pink Freud]

Ok, this. This will be the story of the day I died and went to Hell.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6394/somethingsomethingsometa.jpg

[Alice Macher]

...Yeah. As Tamar and I just told Pink Freud in IRC: dedicated Pegasisters though we be, that comic strip was so nauseatingly hokey it's unintentionally funny.

Not that we'd object to the afterlife, if there is one, containing the MLP:FiM cast for...some reason, but yeah, somehow I doubt that's how it'll be. XD

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

I gathered these pictures up a while back. I give you a gallery of Failed Woman Drivers.

[Captain LeBubbles]

The other day, Wolfy and I were discussing what would happen if she, I, and Katy all got together and wrote a story catering to all of our favorite trends in fiction. Here's the resulting summary:

It'd be pretty easy to plot, actually. Prettypants and McSquiddy, cute and bantery partners, are assigned to investigate Bad Lab People. Prettypants is captured and horribly tortured. McSquiddy is all "Noooo, I love heem!" and rescues Prettypants. At first, McSquiddy is hesitant to reveal his feelings, but Horribly Damaged Prettypants (hereby known as Damagedpants) is all "Let's have sex!" and assorted sexings happen. Then it turns out that Damagedpants has a horribly dangerous and somewhat self-destructive idea for taking down the Bad Lab People once and for all. McSquiddy is all "No, I love you!" and Damagedpants has...whatever the fuck happens when characters get less damaged happen, symbolically mending his pants. Then McSquiddy and Mendedpants go forth and take down the Bad Lab People with partneryness, badassery, and love, and live happily ever after.

Damagedpants encounters the healing power of McSquiddypants tentacles, obviously.

McSquiddy, not McSquiddypants. It's just about impossible to design pants for tentacles. (Unless he's like a were-squid or something, but that might make things silly.)

[Pink Freud]

The other day, Wolfy and I were discussing what would happen if she, I, and Katy all got together and wrote a story catering to all of our favorite trends in fiction. Here's the resulting summary:

It'd be pretty easy to plot, actually. Prettypants and McSquiddy, cute and bantery partners, are assigned to investigate Bad Lab People. Prettypants is captured and horribly tortured. McSquiddy is all "Noooo, I love heem!" and rescues Prettypants. At first, McSquiddy is hesitant to reveal his feelings, but Horribly Damaged Prettypants (hereby known as Damagedpants) is all "Let's have sex!" and assorted sexings happen. Then it turns out that Damagedpants has a horribly dangerous and somewhat self-destructive idea for taking down the Bad Lab People once and for all. McSquiddy is all "No, I love you!" and Damagedpants has...whatever the fuck happens when characters get less damaged happen, symbolically mending his pants. Then McSquiddy and Mendedpants go forth and take down the Bad Lab People with partneryness, badassery, and love, and live happily ever after.

Damagedpants encounters the healing power of McSquiddypants tentacles, obviously.

McSquiddy, not McSquiddypants. It's just about impossible to design pants for tentacles. (Unless he's like a were-squid or something, but that might make things silly.)

Isn't that just the plot to Sherlock Holmes?

[Captain LeBubbles]

The other day, Wolfy and I were discussing what would happen if she, I, and Katy all got together and wrote a story catering to all of our favorite trends in fiction. Here's the resulting summary:

It'd be pretty easy to plot, actually. Prettypants and McSquiddy, cute and bantery partners, are assigned to investigate Bad Lab People. Prettypants is captured and horribly tortured. McSquiddy is all "Noooo, I love heem!" and rescues Prettypants. At first, McSquiddy is hesitant to reveal his feelings, but Horribly Damaged Prettypants (hereby known as Damagedpants) is all "Let's have sex!" and assorted sexings happen. Then it turns out that Damagedpants has a horribly dangerous and somewhat self-destructive idea for taking down the Bad Lab People once and for all. McSquiddy is all "No, I love you!" and Damagedpants has...whatever the fuck happens when characters get less damaged happen, symbolically mending his pants. Then McSquiddy and Mendedpants go forth and take down the Bad Lab People with partneryness, badassery, and love, and live happily ever after.

Damagedpants encounters the healing power of McSquiddypants tentacles, obviously.

McSquiddy, not McSquiddypants. It's just about impossible to design pants for tentacles. (Unless he's like a were-squid or something, but that might make things silly.)

Isn't that just the plot to Sherlock Holmes?

If Sherlock Holmes had squid people in it, I probably would have enjoyed it more.

[Lia S]

This might be offensive to racists, and especially to people who are “not racists because they think people with another race are beautiful”. The few pages I read were work-safe.

http://exoticwhitegirls.tumblr.com/

[Lia S]

A church in New Zealand has a funny billboard, it’s also the largest image on their website at the moment.

For anyone reading this in the future when that will have been replaced by something else: it’s a picture of a wedding cake with a female-female pair on top, with the text “We don’t care who’s on top”.

[Captain LeBubbles]

Okay, I lol'd.

[Lia S]

An amazon review of “hulk smash hands”

I got these in the mail (it was the only present I wanted) and wanted to use them immediately. Y'see, every day when I walk to school these two guys named Ronald and Chester push me on the ground and call me names and say I'm no good. Then they always rip up my homework and take every single one of my pens and pencils away. One time they made me eat a whole pencil and my mouth was bleeding for two days. If I say stop they punch me in the tummy. I have to borrow a pen in class and the teacher always says "ETCHISON! WHY AIN'T YOU GOT A PEN? THIS IS SCHOOL! WHERE'D YOU THINK YOU WERE COMING TODAY?" Every day. So when I got the Hulk hands I decided to take matters into my own (or should I say Hulk's) hands. I walked to school with these on, hidden behind my back. When the two guys came up to me I pulled em out and said, "I THINK TWO BUTTMUNCHES OWE THIS GUY SOME PENCILS!" I started waving my hands in windmill style punches and I hit Ronald in the chest but then Chester stabbed me in the leg with a knife and they ran off. Now I'm in the hospital because I didn't tell anyone for too long and it got infected. My parents are really mad at me. I hate College.

I know there are more silly reviews out there, I just happened to find this one while looking for something else and was amused by it.

[Lia S]

I’m now reminded of O Fortuna every time I’m hungry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

I’m now reminded of O Fortuna every time I’m hungry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

I can't play Smash Bros Brawl without thinking about Ted, myself.

[Valerie]

This is super-old, but I'm still in love with it.

Song about bad grammar.