(18 Jul 12) My performance level

[Doc Harleen]

XD Lisa. <3
"Better than Stan."

Lisa's first *quality* sexual experience, yes?

I don't know if it's her "first" quality experience... "better than" doesn't mean that nothing was ever good before it.

Regardless: dang, Jade! Teach a class or something!

Awesome Sex 1o1?

Exactly! There's a local workshop called "Keep Her Coming: the Art of Pleasuring Women." I'm pretty sure Jade could pick up some extra cash teaching her gift.

[grimmi05]

@Artemisia: If that were the case, then the residences in those "party schools," known for nightly heavy drinking, would be on constant lockdown. So I dunno. I still think it's Hank, not the school, who's taking this measure, and I still think it's overreacting. But as we saw from the previous strip, he has an understandable reason from his past to do so.

I would go with the overreacting. any reason that cases someone to go flat out nemesis deserves to be brought up in therapy and should not be understandable. Now Hank was on the phone, so the campus police could be on there way, but we don't know what Hank has told them and might have been exaggerating what he told them.

[NobodySpecial]

Anyone else a bit disoriented seeing Marie with a speech balloon?

[Artemisia]

XD Lisa. <3
"Better than Stan."

Lisa's first *quality* sexual experience, yes?

I don't know if it's her "first" quality experience... "better than" doesn't mean that nothing was ever good before it.

Regardless: dang, Jade! Teach a class or something!

Awesome Sex 1o1?

Exactly! There's a local workshop called "Keep Her Coming: the Art of Pleasuring Women." I'm pretty sure Jade could pick up some extra cash teaching her gift.

The Whole Lesbian Sex Book and Lesbian Sex Positions 101 probably helped out :p

[retrophrenologist]

Anyone else a bit disoriented seeing Marie with a speech balloon?

Hearing Hank outside, she quickly made a speech balloon using cardboard and markers, and attached it to her head with wire.

[CEOIII]

Marie said 3 whole words. In a row. THE END HAS COME! THE MAYANS WERE OFF BY 5 MONTHS!

Lockdown may appear to be overkill, but as stated earlier, campuses are probably going to err on the side of caution post-VT and post-Penn State.

And rocking any woman's world isn't that difficult. 4 words: Focus. On. The. Clit. The little man in the boat is your friend. Treat him with care and attention and you will have the female he's attached to squealing your name in languages she didn't know she could speak.

Awesome Sex 101. Class dismissed. And yes, there will be a quiz. (The next time you get laid.)

[Captain LeBubbles]

He did say that HE was requesting they stay put, so I'm thinking it was a decision on his part to keep everyone from getting underfoot and in the way.

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

For sex, I say this:
"If her canoe's not swamping, you are doing it wrong."

Whoa! A rare encounter! *pulls out a Great Ball to capture the elusive Alexdos*

[Pink Freud]

Marie said 3 whole words. In a row. THE END HAS COME! THE MAYANS WERE OFF BY 5 MONTHS!

Lockdown may appear to be overkill, but as stated earlier, campuses are probably going to err on the side of caution post-VT and post-Penn State.

And rocking any woman's world isn't that difficult. 4 words: Focus. On. The. Clit. The little man in the boat is your friend. Treat him with care and attention and you will have the female he's attached to squealing your name in languages she didn't know she could speak.

Awesome Sex 101. Class dismissed. And yes, there will be a quiz. (The next time you get laid.)

NWS for Language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jreIPou7Bns&feature=youtu.be

[MariMother]

Logged in just for this.
CEO, there are many other ways to rock a girls world rather than endlessly stimulating her 'tickle' spot. Yes, that spot is marvelous, but a good dose of foreplay and some creative tongue maneuvering elsewhere is a quick ticket to multilingual orgasm as well.
I must say, I've only been dragging my butt back to this comic because I haven't been able to let go of P&A, but this strip was quite nice. n__n

[Otaking]

Gentlemen, and ladies. It is this:




Not this:

[CEOIII]

Logged in just for this.
CEO, there are many other ways to rock a girls world rather than endlessly stimulating her 'tickle' spot. Yes, that spot is marvelous, but a good dose of foreplay and some creative tongue maneuvering elsewhere is a quick ticket to multilingual orgasm as well.

*gives Mari a gold star* Congrats, you passed.

Yes, the first word was "Focus", but just because you're focusing on one spot don't mean you can neglect others.

Another tip: The first words out of your mouth pre-sex should be "What do you like?" I generally don't like being told what to do, but put me in a bedroom setting and I say "YES MA'AM" more often than an army recruit with a female drill instructor. To the point where I've never been on top when having sex. Ever. I ask if they want to be on top, I get a yes every time and I go with it. I'm not sure I'd know what to do if I were on top.

[Artemisia]

@Artemisia: If that were the case, then the residences in those "party schools," known for nightly heavy drinking, would be on constant lockdown. So I dunno. I still think it's Hank, not the school, who's taking this measure, and I still think it's overreacting. But as we saw from the previous strip, he has an understandable reason from his past to do so.

I would go with the overreacting. any reason that cases someone to go flat out nemesis deserves to be brought up in therapy and should not be understandable. Now Hank was on the phone, so the campus police could be on there way, but we don't know what Hank has told them and might have been exaggerating what he told them.

A lot may be dependent upon the call made by the RA on the scene. I'm not saying that it is necessarily the policy. I'm just saying it is not outside the realm of possibilities that it is the policy.

[Trefle]

Pffft hahahaha Otaking, CEOIII. Awesome

I'm quite curious to see what Marie will do.

[Lia S]

XD Lisa. <3
"Better than Stan."

Lisa's first *quality* sexual experience, yes?

I don't know if it's her "first" quality experience... "better than" doesn't mean that nothing was ever good before it.

Regardless: dang, Jade! Teach a class or something!

Awesome Sex 1o1?

Now I wonder if "o" can be short for "on".

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I predict Marie will send incomprehensible threatening notes to Ronnie. Ronnie will not bother to read them and deliver them to Lisa.