That is even more awesome than I thought it would be. Great job on the editing!
This changes the meaning of "I'm not normal" a bit, doesn't it?

Poor Chrissie, she's got even worse problems in this alternate QUILTBAGverse...
Artemisia: if we cannot sympathize or understand then all we claim to be as human beings is just marsh gas
Valerie: Lia knows how to turn that frown upside-down.
