[16 Mar 12] This is why everyone hates philosophers

[sorrowtoserenity]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

[CEOIII]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

Or worse, Penny. (Came for a little visit, not a karate lesson.)

[Trefle]

So Sara is going to have brawls all across her philosophy lessons?

Will she come out from college as a black belt in philosophizing while kicking ass?
Or, more importantly, WILL IT BE SHOWN?

[Lia S]

kung phulosophy.

[Alice Macher]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

Sorrowtoserenity wins the thread.

[Pink Freud]

kung phulosophy.

Kung Phu?

[Bardlp]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

So, funny story. My intro philosophy class was right after my archery class. Guess who was running late and showed up to the midterm with a bow and quiver full of arrows?

The professor looked at me, gave me the test and said, "I hope you get a good grade."

I said, "Me too. This class is a prereq for 'Philosophy of Nonviolence'."

He said, "I teach that too."

It wasn't until later that I realized that my part of the conversation could have been construed as a threat.

[CEOIII]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

So, funny story. My intro philosophy class was right after my archery class. Guess who was running late and showed up to the midterm with a bow and quiver full of arrows?

The professor looked at me, gave me the test and said, "I hope you get a good grade."

I said, "Me too. This class is a prereq for 'Philosophy of Nonviolence'."

He said, "I teach that too."

It wasn't until later that I realized that my part of the conversation could have been construed as a threat.

The way I read this.....not just your part.

[Trefle]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

So, funny story. My intro philosophy class was right after my archery class. Guess who was running late and showed up to the midterm with a bow and quiver full of arrows?

The professor looked at me, gave me the test and said, "I hope you get a good grade."

I said, "Me too. This class is a prereq for 'Philosophy of Nonviolence'."

He said, "I teach that too."

It wasn't until later that I realized that my part of the conversation could have been construed as a threat.

The way I imagined it..
Thriller scene. Minimal lighting. Orange-ish tint. Completely silent, with occassional, heart-beat like 'DUN DUN' kind of orchestra.

....Of course, the way I imagined it, your professor will draw two energy blades and then a fight will ensues. So yeah.

[Lia S]

kung phulosophy.

Kung Phu?

Orange you glad I didn't write Sarae Kwan Do?

[CJ]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

Or worse, Penny. (Came for a little visit, not a karate lesson.)

But she's down with it, and suddenly becomes gay for just ONE more girl.

[NobodySpecial]

I have a sudden urge to watch 'The 36th Chamber of Shaolin'.

[MudFlap33]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

I think I have an internet crush on you.

[sorrowtoserenity]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

Sorrowtoserenity wins the thread.

Woo! Any prizes? *crosses fingers for private island*

[CEOIII]

...and then we cut back to reality to see everybody in the library staring in horror at Sara, who has totally just roundhouse kicked a librarian through a bookshelf.

Sorrowtoserenity wins the thread.

Woo! Any prizes? *crosses fingers for private island*

*hands sorrowtoserenity 5 bottles of JB*

I have a sudden urge to watch 'The 36th Chamber of Shaolin'.

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