In honor of the strip for 7/9/12, I offer the following:
A reporter was doing a story on Kuwait before Desert Storm, and was dismayed to notice how the women had to walk several feet behind the men. When the same reporter came back after the conflict was over, he was startled to notice a major change. Women were now walking several feet in front of the men. He asked one woman he had spoken with before, "What prompted this change?"
The woman replied fearfully, "Land mines."
Stand tall and shake the heavens.
Beep beep, I'm a jeep.